... Or the art of presenting its virtual greeting.
The avalanche of mail, DM, tweets, notes, ... (no originality) on courier, walls, TL, ... and other communication media makes me out of my hinges as it becomes unmanageable.
is unfortunate because at first it's a thought for people you enjoy. We should be grateful for all these good intentions? Well no! Enough is enough!
y'en fed up!
so funny that if this continues I vouerais admiration and gratitude to all those desperate originality will send a simple greeting card written by the last post!
I offer some suggestions to avoid getting blacklist (non-exhaustive list to be completed in com 'if you want) :
- Let's start by sending mails cards with snowflakes animated flash or you click on Gifts to display one by one vows (love, happiness, health ,...) your correspondent is STOP, you stop immediately, it was indeed there a. ... heuu ... 5 , 10 years, was well short at the beginning of the internet.
- Email with a powerpoint and selection of butterflies, kittens, angels and music dork that goes well you forget More ... In received after the 5th to the recipient just want to kill a kitten.
- should also see to use the cached copy in the mail so that the recipient of the mail does not realize that you are sending exactly the same message to all the earth. Especially when the whole earth is ANSWER ALL (there you feel again the urge to kill a kitten but not the full scope)
In summary, not the virtual cards do not replace your brain, so as to e past, you must dig a little brains and if you lack inspiration, made simple and concise, your recipients will love you for grateful.
- SMS: no real advice except that YES there are people who sleep at 00:01 on 1 January, because they work the next day and NO they have not turned off their phones because that 'They use it as an alarm clock ...
effect Tekitoi: YES must sign his SMS because at Christmas everyone had a new phone as a gift, and therefore a new number, and if you have recovered your contacts they have not picked up your new number!
The final touch: at 1am, completely stuffed you drunk Send a message incomprehensible to like to "bitch Year (We do not trust enough automatic correctors ;-) imagine the head of your party who is haggard deal" ... bitch " (more kittens you are allowed to slaughter the innocent angel ;-)
So much for the emails, now let
social networks - Twitter: Great, you say you, 140 character and hop is Curly!
No no, it does not happen like this: as you are everywhere and super responsive you've already pissed off everyone who works during the holidays, wishing "Happy holidays to all" thinking that the truce confectioners everyone concerned. If you wish to aggravate a good supper to your followers ... And you finish grilling definitively twitter at 00:00:01 "happy new year" Twitter because everyone knows it's mostly in English, so ... TO AVOID!
Beware when you meet someone who wishes generic tweet if you reply, you must do the same with all your followers who will conduct the same, under pain of cutting remarks, "and I feel the pie? (to be polite) "
On Twitter, it is best to go in reverse mode of operation: Wait, do not rush her wishes and twitter when everyone has already done: your followers will feel that you answer them personally ; and the others will f ...
Taking:
- Facebook: while there attention minefield: the gaffe you lurking lurks behind the wall!
Firstly, DM: same warning as for emails with restrictions related to FB, this is not a message: there's no cached copy and the limited number of recipients making when you receive a DM where, for example, all recipients are named Sophie, this is not what you have to do a fetish (though ;-) but to someone who has many contacts and process its shipments by alphabetical segment ... Or that he decided to customize his emails: "Dear Sophie, I wish you .... blah blah ...." They are already or kittens? Has it not to kill others?
The wall or the general mess: several scenarios that might lead you to the same conclusion: In a week you will not know to whom you wish a happy new year. Again, you may to ruin all your efforts, because you have answered on the wall to the cousin, because at that same cousin ever wished you had a good year through the wall of his sister, because then you will be answered on your wall and that in addition to thank him in return you'll again want good this pù * ù $ ^ * $ of the year 2011!
Stooooooooooooooooop!
The wishes in all cases are custom messages
always keep in mind that you're talking to people!
(The effect is unbearable listing customers)
and if there are no set rules, it uses to comply
Below is an example of bizarre greeting card received
too personalized?
And what's your worst you greeting card
received or sent?
(because we are not immune from a misstep ;-):
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